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lyrics

It's a chair
Sit in it
It's so comfy, it's so nice
It's a chair
Perfect fit
You don't have to ask me twice

Cause I can bend my leg at the knee
I can bend myself at the waist
Guess it's just a matter of taste
It's a chair
Isn't it
Yeah

It's a chair
Sit in it
Made of leather, made of wood
It's a chair
Perfect fit
Utilize it if I could

Cause I can bend my leg at the knee
I can bend myself at the waist
Guess it's just a matter of taste
It's a chair
Isn't it
Yeah

I wouldn't lie
I wouldn't stand
I don't kneel
No, I sit on my hands
There's just one thing that keeps me sane
And it's not a bird and it's not a plane

It's a chair
Sit in it
Sofa loveseat couch or stool
It's a chair
Perfect fit
Tell you why it makes me drool

Cause I can bend my leg at the knee
I can bend myself at the waist
Guess it's just a matter of taste
It's a chair
It's a chair
Sit

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from It's Not As Bad As I'm Making It Sound, released January 1, 2000

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Honest Bob & the Factory-to-Dealer Incentives Boston, Massachusetts

Honest Bob and the Factory-to-Dealer Incentives are a rock-and-roll band founded in 1992 by four M.I.T. undergrads. The band has endured for more than 20 years, released four full length albums.

The band is known for its lyrical wit and quirky subject matter, including such topics as Noam Chomsky's linguistics theories, the Time Cube, the Heaven's Gate cult, and the Star Wars movies. ... more

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