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lyrics

I was a child prodigy
Just got my third Ph.D.
I could solve bicubics in my sleep
I used to be the teacher's pet
Up until the day we met
Now I'm far too shallow cause I fell in love too deep

I used to think I had it all
But now I hardly think at all
Oh, you broke my brain
I used to ponder and reflect
But now my cerebellum's wrecked
Oh, you broke my brain

I won the state boy genius crown
From Encyclopedia Brown
There was not a book I hadn't read
I studied Hegel and Descartes
Back in the days when I was smart
Now I've found a better thing to do than read in bed

I used to cogitate and think
Before you made my IQ sink
Oh, you broke my brain
I used to be head of my class
But now I just think of your ass
Oh, you broke my brain

I thought it was a sprain but I was wrong
I'm gonna be in pain before too long
And so here's the refrain of my new song:

My erudition knew no end
Now I can barely count to ten
Oh, you broke my brain
My genius was second to none
But being stupid's much more fun
Oh, you broke my brain

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from Second & Eighteen, released January 1, 2004

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Honest Bob & the Factory-to-Dealer Incentives Boston, Massachusetts

Honest Bob and the Factory-to-Dealer Incentives are a rock-and-roll band founded in 1992 by four M.I.T. undergrads. The band has endured for more than 20 years, released four full length albums.

The band is known for its lyrical wit and quirky subject matter, including such topics as Noam Chomsky's linguistics theories, the Time Cube, the Heaven's Gate cult, and the Star Wars movies. ... more

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